south park christmas in canada script

He sighs and says that maybe they'll have a Christmas adventure next year. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada. My name is Harry Gintz and this is my wife Elise. I am the Prime Minister of Canada. Are there any suggestions how we might help? 21:59. You just have to follow the road. Harder for Peter?! Saddam Hussein's been caught! 04/30/2003. And ze ozer Canada. [they escort the boys out and on their way with the Mime and the Mountie] Let us make haste! But I thought there was one road in Canada. What are you two doing helping these Americans?! Ha! If you are going to see za new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you. It aired on December 16, 2003 All right all right, I was lying. So, we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back? He's a dick! It's his strange new laws that took our horses away. Zat explains everything! The episode was nominated for the 2004 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program; however, it lost to the Samurai Jack episode "The Birth of Evil". Meet Mr. Hankey, spend the big day with Charlie Manson, and travel around the world to Iraq and Canada with all your favorite Christmas classics. Ike accepts, and the Gintz's are happy that their son is in the care of a family that loves him. You're a dick! We'll never make it now! Well of course you are! NOW! South Park … What if we miss out on some great Christmas adventure? God-damnit, we need to get to the new Prime Minister! Like our parents aren't gonna buy us presents for Christmas! [Santa's sleigh passes by and the boys are hoisted into it] I swear to God: you'll rue this day!! However, they do not take their kids into account and their decision leaves the kids upset with the thought of Christmas without any presents. Full Ep. ... “South Park,” created by comic geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone, features the breathtakingly irreverent and ruthlessly funny misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in a small town nestled in the Colorado Rockies. Trampolines. Christmas Time in South Park is a series that is currently running and has 1 seasons (7 episodes). I'll fix you. Scott and Kyle both appeal to the Prime Minister to support their separate views, with Kyle making an impassioned monologue about family that touches the Gintz's. Prime Minister, these are the child's Canadian parents! Herro from the cockpit, this is your captain speaking. Yeah, we gave it our best, but our best wasn't good enough, eh? What?? The Prime Minister, however, is a brutal dictator, and refuses to repeal his laws. The Prime Minister IS here. It's Christmas. But as the years passed, I, I just felt an emptiness in my heart. That's right! A collection of South Park Christmas tales, featuring classic episodes and memorable characters. It's okay, boys. I traveled a long way to get here. You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take zat phone call! Now Canada is free for you and you and me It's Christmas in Canada (Season 7, Episode 15) - Episode Guide, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/It%27s_Christmas_in_Canada?oldid=428325. Ah, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand. Get off before I have you arrested! We have exactly fifty-two hours before Christmas. They fly with City Airlines, run by City Wok owner Tuong Lu Kim. Oh my! It aired on December 17, 2003.[1]. Kyle suggests that if they go to Canada and talk to the new Prime Minister, they can get Ike back in time to save Christmas. Sheila walks around the house like a zombie and Gerald cannot stop crying. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for South Park : It's Christmas in Canada (2003) - Trey Parker on AllMovie - When Ike's Canadian birth parents show up on the… We can wish ourselves there! If we can change. The new Prime Minister isn't seeing anybody! Look, they're about to light the Christmas tree. The Gintz's, touched by Kyle's dedication to get Ike back, admit they were wrong and let Ike go back to his home in Colorado. Do you think we can still make it in time? As a community, we must do all we can to ease their pain. Look, we don't have a lot of time here, okay? Elise, calm and not saying the word until this moment, immediately screams "Peter!" Seconds later, the doorbell rings, and Gerald answers. I thought mounties were supposed to ride horses. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada. He doesn't belong here. Canadian Christmas, it's the best! "Ding Dong They Caught Saddam" • Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sadly, the Canadian law is legal and cannot be overturned by South Park's court, so Ike is remanded to the custody of his biological parents, devastating Gerald and Sheila. "French Canada" • It is a few weeks until Christmas. Good luck with the new Prime Minister! South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Perhaps I will go with you. Leave these boys alone! Cartman however gets angry and thirsts for a fight. "Ding Dong They Caught Saddam" • and rushes in to hug Ike, who, frightened, takes cover behind Kyle. It's Christmas in Canada. "Greensleeves". Cartman selfishly believes that presents are more important, Stan is obsessed with the Christmas adventures that he may have this year, and Kenny, while he doesn't verbally explain why he doesn't want to go, may believe that he will die again, as mentioned later in the episode. Saddam Hussein • Uh. You got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! but then is forced to come. Now I'm going to get you! All right dude, let's get the hell out of here! If your seats have seatbelts, this is the time you will fasten them. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Spencer Lacey Ganus, Kyle McCulloch. His brother is our quest. But if you don't mind, we're in a rush to see the new Prime Minister. Ike then leaves the next day with his biological parents. My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? We can have our horses back! There's only one road in Canada. Looking about a two hour fright. He parachutes out of the plane, leaving the four boys alone in it. Set in the Colorado town of South Park, weird things keep happening, whether its being abducted by aliens or avoiding Kyle's little brother Ike. Okay, welcome aboard Shitty Airrines. We're prepared to go to court! Oh, I would so like to meet him myself. The couples begin to argue. Right now! The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own. We drink and dance and show our breasts! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/It%27s_Christmas_in_Canada/Script?oldid=412059, Canadians, including a doctor, sailor, wrestler, businessman, artist, hockey player, firefighter, priest, road workers. Oh yes! South Park. And lots and lots of cheese. Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you. Oh! Season 7 E 15 • 12/17/2003. Can you just tell us where the new Prime Minister is? Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves. South Park Season 7 Episode 15: It's Christmas in Canada Summary: When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Maybe you can get your brother back some other way. It's worth a shot. Life just hasn't been the same since he made sodomy illegal. We didn't come to visit Peter, we came to take him back. Once and for all. I'm in Canada. "It's Christmas in Canada" is the fifteenth and final episode of Season Seven, and the 111th overall episode of South Park. Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you. Stan convinces them both by reminding them that they both care about Christmas. It just seemed we couldn't take care of a baby. The show became infamous for its profanity and dark, surreal humor that … At the Broflovski Residence, the entire family is celebrating Hanukkah together. He doesn't belong here. But the answer is no! [Before them, lots of French Canadians cavort like it's Euro Disney, with circus performers of all stripes doing what they do best.] Wanneer de inwoners besluiten om af te zien van kerstcadeaus en een inzameling te starten om Ike in South Park te laten blijven, zijn de jongens verward. Everyone's gonna be charitable and give money to. There's no way we can go all the way back. I came because I don't think Ike belongs here. He's the only person who can help me. No way I take my plane to Canada for less than a thousand daura! This means all the Prime Minister's new laws are null and void. Now you two just blow in here and say you're gonna haul him back to Canada, and. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. Maybe you can ask him to take his sodomy ban away. Suddenly Cartman's watch beeps; it's Christmas Day. As soon as possible. Stop wasting my time with fifty-five daura! Look, you gave Ike up. We can go to Canada and see the Prime Minister like I said. You fucking asshole!! Yeah. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home … I'm definitely asking for that for Christmas. Yeah, right! We know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one. It's Christmas! On the river we could travel to Ottawa in no time! Please, sir. Do you care about Christmas or not? Dude, we just can't up and go to Canada. Airdate: December 17, 2003 In this parody of The Wizard of Oz, the boys head to … Harry and Elise Gintz • He belongs in Canada with his own kind. Then, I suppose us mounties will never get our horses. You're going to see the new Prime Minister. Peter, you must come with Mommy and Daddy. Oh no you don't, Scott! As many of you know, the Broflovski family has recently had their child torn away from them. South Park Season show reviews & Metacritic score: When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Cartman finally reaches his breaking point and prepares to fight Kyle, but Kyle has an idea of how to save Christmas: the boys can go to Canada and get Ike back themselves in the few days before Christmas, saving everybody's money for presents. Oh yeah, the Prime Minister, eh? Ahh, don't shoot. Choose from Cartman tees, Stan mugs, Kyle … Kyle's brother Ike's birth parents … You can't just change your mind. The whole country was devastated by the cola wars. This morning unbeknowest to me, someone who shall remain nameless started a talkback for tonight's episode (see the "it's christmas in canada thread). We were trying to reach City Airlines. You can spend Christmas with us, Canada style! Ugh! Please sit back, relax, and enjoy your Shitty fright. Meet me Park County Airfield, yellow Cessna, tail number 432G. I'm not going to get any Christmas presents. Cartman, who only cares about presents, exclaims, "Of course I care about Christmas!" What do you guys want? Just stay calm, boys. It crashes in Canada, but the four boys get out completely unharmed. My wife and I had a child a few years back, and, we weren't ready to have a child, so we put him up for adoption. Well I warned you Kyle! Episode 110 - A South Park Christmas Introducing: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Cast: Pip Chef Stan Marsh Uncle Jimbo Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Mr. Broflovski The Mayor Kenny McCormick Wendy Testaburger Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat A Priest School Counselor Muscular Mental House Nurses Naw, relax, buddah. Trapezes. It won't be a silent night when you join the boys for the most blasphemous episodes filled with the most unholy songs. While in discussion in the dining area, with Kyle and Ike outside listening in, Harry and Elise reveal they are Ike's (or address him as his birth name Peter's) biological parents who had given Ike up for adoption at a turbulent time in Canada. Aw dude, it smells like Kung Pao chicken in here! Well you bet your ass it'll come to that! Welcome to French Canada. Uh, we need to go to Canada. It's the best Christmas presents we ever got The Broflovski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. This is your captain speaking. It wasn't enough for you people to kill Jesus, now you have to kill Christmas too, huh?! However the unnamed poster had an agenda against other posters, and didn't properly introduce the talkback. The Gintz's depart, with the Broflovskis vowing to fight them in court. Kenny and I will stay here and watch the fort. Ze gaan vlug naar Canada om zelf Ike thuis te brengen, voordat al het geld voor … Thank you, kind Newfie! By Canadian law I must award custody of the child to his birth parents. HOLA!! Cartman calms down and agrees, but promises that he will fight him if they do not get back home in time. I'll fix all of you!! South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Our little family is so loving, and perfect, and nothing will ever tear us apart. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Gerald joyfully notes how much the family's togetherness means at this time of year, and that nothing can break them apart. And remember to watch out for Scott! We call it the Road, the only road. "Greensleeves". How much further to Ottawa?! Well, come with us! The new Prime Minister of Canada has authority this court cannot override. It's Christmas in Canada is episode 15 of season 7 of South Park. To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road. (And I'm not gonna have last 5 days without death...). Okay, that's uh pretty far. The series first aired on December 17, 1997. "Follow the Only Road" • We have everything your heart could desire. Come on, you guys, we can do this. We've taken care of him because he needed us to, and. Submit data corrections for South Park : It's Christmas in Canada - Trey Parker on AllMovie There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. Christmas Time in South Park is available for streaming on Comedy Central, both individual episodes and full seasons. That is a great speech, guy. Shop official South Park t-shirts, hoodies, drinkware, hats & more at the South Park Shop. And you're on Newfoundland property now! Saddam Hussein?? Yeah. Okay. I don't think you understand. That's okay, we'd rather just go by ourselves. To aid them in their attempts to reach the Prime Minister and convince him to allow Ike to return to America, they decide to give them their Christmas gift money. Initially, it is assumed the Gintz's are here to visit Ike, and Gerald gently asks them not to do so again for fear of emotionally hurting him. The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. "South Park" It's Christmas in Canada subtitles. Now would be a good time to reflect on your rife, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. As we celebrate this glorious time, we can't forget those families who are suffering. Perhaps we were wrong to try and take Peter back. However, it turns out the Gintz's want to take Ike back home to his birth country, Canada. He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine. South Park, south park full, south park episode, south park funny moments, south park funniest moments #SouthPark. You guys, I don't think we're in America anymore. S7 • E8. Dude, look at that. Impossible! Show More. It's Christmas in Canada. All the children are upset about the prospect of Christmas without any presents (Clyde bursts into tears at the news). Fifty daura?! They steadily regretted their decision as time went on. We're from Canada. Watch Random Episode. He hates both Americans and Canadians and vows to stop them from meeting the prime minister. To prove his point, he vaporizes Kenny. South Park/It's Christmas in Canada. HA! Wait a minute. Uh, I must have the wrong number. Directed by Trey Parker. The question is, is what? You guys go get Ike. How many people? Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada. It was a tough time for all of Canada. Hey! 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